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Shakespearean Profanities

Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards, they're literally hilarious. 

The Bard did not simply cuss. No, no, no. That would be too basic. Arguably the greatest poet of all time, Shakespeare's witty and colourful insults have stood the test of time.

A fun gift featuring 100 William Shakespeare insults, complete with a burn rating, each card also cites the source of the profanity listed on the card, this makes these cards insulting, hilarious, and educational! Just check out some of these sick burns:

  • He has not so much brain as ear-wax
  • More of your conversation would infect my brain
  • Thou hateful wither'd hag
  • Thou lump of foul deformity
  • Thou bitch-wolf's son

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